"Agent Orange", The Trump Spy Documentary Theme Song

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They've not yet produced the documentary movie I'd like to see about how Donald Trump might have sold secrets to the Chinese and traded classified documents to Putin in exchange for a 'pee tape', but that didn't stop me from writing the theme song for it. Thanks to Deb for the initial idea for the song. I love a challenge and had fun with this one. Lyrics below. Thanks also to Johnny Rivers for the guitar lick at the beginning. I'll try to do it better in the future. Lyrics below:
Who thought he could end democracy?
Agent Orange.
Who employs a diaper to hold pee.
Agent Orange.
Who’s the biggest liar
with the most ‘spare tire’?
Who’s the great electoral denier?
Agent Orange.

Who thought insurrection was his right?
Agent Orange.
Whose wife does not sleep with him at night?
Agent Orange.
Who can’t hold a glass?
Who smells going past?
Who is made of lard that’s been amassed?
Agent Orange.

Agent Orange makes all the women swoon
once they realize he’s dumped a load.
Agent Orange is goin’ to jail soon,
which is just exactly what he’s owed.

Agent Orange, Agent Orange, Agent Orange.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson