Ronnie Taintt - P***y Eatin' Me [Country, 1967]

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Ronnie Taintt was an outlaw country musician from Louisiana. A self-styled "rebel," his motto was that he put the "honky" in "honky-tonk." "P***y Eatin' Me" (1967) is somehow his least controversial song.

LYRICS:

I like sugar, and I like tea
And I love p**ntang, yessiree
There's two known things that'll make me smooch
And that's a truck stop h**ker, and her big fat cooch

You know it, cause I show it
Like a barnyard rooster I crow it
And all the double-wide ladies
Would sure like to get a-hold of p***y eatin' me

Roses are red, and violets are blue
And p***ies can stink, you know that's true
But I don't mind, cause what the heck
I've smelled even worse from a sl*t's poopdeck

And I'm broke, no joke
I ain't got the money for some smokes
All my cash goes to sk*nks, you see
The IRS won't help poor p***y eatin' me

Shamu, Shamu, lift up your muumuu
I'm here in the bushes watching you
Shamu, Shamu, I aim to please
I've acquired a taste for cottage cheese

It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
Big broads are the easiest pickings
Won't you pull down your dungarees
And wave your scent to good ol' p***y eatin' me

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
What is the pinkest of them all?
A big sloppy snatch, and there ain't no doubt
That I'm causin' lots of trouble with my typhoon mouth

Dental dams? No ma'am
Nothin' gets between me and that clam
And the dang ol' CDC
Would sure like to quarantine ol' p***y eatin' me

Hey there, granny, what do you say?
You gonna let me munch that rug today?
Your old man's had that such a long time
I wanna find out if it's like milk or wine

I caught pink eye, no lie
At my favorite restaurant called "the Y"
And she was a double amputee
There simply is no cure for p***y eatin' me

P***y eatin' me
P***y eatin' me
P***y eatin' me
P***y eatin' me